OldDevilDawg
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Anybody hit port in Haifa? Good times there back in the day.........
Holy shit dude. Haifa was a land mine. 14 year olds looked and acted like 25 year olds.
Anybody hit port in Haifa? Good times there back in the day.........
Holy shit dude. Haifa was a land mine. 14 year olds looked and acted like 25 year olds.
So I'll start with this one. When I was with 3/8, my other guy in S-2 had a girlfriend back in Indiana. She booked a trip to Lejeune to see him. She would call the barracks to talk to him and when he wasn't around, I'd take the call. So anyway, about 2 weeks before she was gonna make the trip, they got in a pissing match. She made the trip anyway. I met her at the motel.
Here's the fun part. I was dating a Navy dental chic at the time. I go to her place one night and she tells me that she has Chlamydia and gives me meds. So anyway, I tell my counterpart about his "Ex" hitting me up and he approves of me and her as long as I don't take the meds. Just so I give her the "STD". I'll never know if she got the chlamydia, but I do know she got what she asked for.
So there I was. As the highest ASVAB score, I was given the responsibility for taking care of the records of every USMC recruit that left the MEPS in J-Ville with me, headed to Parris Island. We rode AmTrac to Charleston, SC. AmTrac has a Bar car. So We commenced to getting drunk heading to PI. We had a couple of WM recruits with us. Game on. So when we get off the train in Charleston, me and one of the WM recruits hit the woods for some extra-curricular activity. The Staff Sgt that came to pick us up in the van lost his shit when me and her were nowhere to be found when he showed up. It also didn't go over well that I had left everybody's records unattended on a bench outside of the train station. That was the beginning of my career in the Corps. Sex, booze, and being a smartass. That explains me in a nutshell.
So there I was. As the highest ASVAB score, I was given the responsibility for taking care of the records of every USMC recruit that left the MEPS in J-Ville with me, headed to Parris Island. We rode AmTrac to Charleston, SC. AmTrac has a Bar car. So We commenced to getting drunk heading to PI. We had a couple of WM recruits with us. Game on. So when we get off the train in Charleston, me and one of the WM recruits hit the woods for some extra-curricular activity. The Staff Sgt that came to pick us up in the van lost his shit when me and her were nowhere to be found when he showed up. It also didn't go over well that I had left everybody's records unattended on a bench outside of the train station. That was the beginning of my career in the Corps. Sex, booze, and being a smartass. That explains me in a nutshell.
....it just moved...All I am saying about boobs is that somewhere there is an 8mm film of me shaved hairless from head to toe, strip dancing to Eye of the Tiger, wearing a terrycloth bikini with one gallon zip lock bags full of grease duct taped to my chest for boobs ... btw my nips were whole pencil erasers glued to the bags ... with a vajayjay made of two pounds of putty and a full pubis of hair from my shaved chest, legs and pubic region. It made our Yeoman choke on an M&M and puke on our Skipper.
Sitting in a bar in Dallas taking all these in,….hilarious and much appreciation! Thank you for this, my 1SG’s safety brief was simply “if yer gonna drink and drive, use a condom”. Props to you for highlighting the High Mobility Multi-purpose Wheeled Vehicle too!So, we show up in Ramadi Iraq in 2004 and our HMMWVs we had were severely lacking in armor. We link up with an infantry unit to make a vehicle movement/patrol through the middle of Ramadi (that place was like the wild west...at best). They asked me, "where are your vehicles?" and I pointed them out. They said, and I quote, "Are you REALLY going to drive through the middle of Ramadi in THOSE??" I said, well, that's all we have lol. So, off we go and as soon as those jokers saw our thin-skinned vehicles (2 of them) they opened up on us like we just did something bad. Shot out the radiator in my second vehicle and all that, but the funniest thing was we were all ducking and trying to get as small as we could and my driver (love that dude) was laughing his ass off at how the civilians were scrambling to get off the sidewalks. That was my first "contact" in my career and that guy helped me get through it with a laugh......although those fuckers shot clean through my pack that was in the back of the truck and ruined my goretex.
USN (83-87) RM2 Boot n school in San Diego 1 year, sea duty USS Fahrion (FFG-22) Mayport Florida for 3 years -Anybody hit port in Haifa? Good times there back in the day.........
This made me remember a time in Rota, Spain, we got liberty one afternoon and the "town" was on a big dirt street, in the middle was a large hut with a guy cooking fried rice in the middle and it was open on all four sides with bar stools around and people eating, both sides of the street were lined with bars with names like American bar, or chicago bar, or LA BAR, etc.. it became night and we had gone in a bunch of the bars and I had eaten at least twice at the Rice hut,, I had to pee and walked off the main road and while peeing, a lady walked by carrying a bag of groceries, I said, hey, I want some pussy, she took me by the hand and led me into a hut, shack, part cardboard apartment, as we walked in, there were two small kids playing in the front room, she sat the groceries down and walked me into another corner with a bed (no walls), she pulled her pants down and bent over the bed, I did my business from behind and when I got done, I handed here twelve american dollars, she pointed to the door, as I was walking out one of the kids who saw the whole thing, thanked me.All I am saying is that if you need diversion therapy to end your love for Star Trek, go to Dunoon Scotland and pick up a robust, vocal Scottish woman and go to her place. In about an hour some little redheaded 5 year old shit will be slapping you on the back and screaming with the voice of Scotty, "Get off my mum ... you are hurting my mum".
My Dad was in the Navy during the Korean War and used to tell stories about the Korean and Japanese cultures. Apparently he would give a few bucks to a woman and she would take him back to her parents open floor home and he would bang the daughter as the mother was cleaning/pressing his uniform and the Dad being in the same room. I don't think I could preform with that particular audience.This made me remember a time in Rota, Spain, we got liberty one afternoon and the "town" was on a big dirt street, in the middle was a large hut with a guy cooking fried rice in the middle and it was open on all four sides with bar stools around and people eating, both sides of the street were lined with bars with names like American bar, or chicago bar, or LA BAR, etc.. it became night and we had gone in a bunch of the bars and I had eaten at least twice at the Rice hut,, I had to pee and walked off the main road and while peeing, a lady walked by carrying a bag of groceries, I said, hey, I want some pussy, she took me by the hand and led me into a hut, shack, part cardboard apartment, as we walked in, there were two small kids playing in the front room, she sat the groceries down and walked me into another corner with a bed (no walls), she pulled her pants down and bent over the bed, I did my business from behind and when I got done, I handed here twelve american dollars, she pointed to the door, as I was walking out one of the kids who saw the whole thing, thanked me.
Last time I was deployed to Okinawa, we did an exercise in Seoul, Korea. One night at the E-club on base one of my buddies won a $75 jackpot on a slot machine after the cashout counter had closed. So he took his sack full of quarters out into town and paid for a piece of ass with said quarters. I watched as he counted out $60 worth. The look on her face was insane.