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I can relate...
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iesheepdog
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Thank gog for subtitles. That was good.
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Follow the bouncing ball good to see it back...
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The only bouncing I was paying attention to was the bouncing boobs!Follow the bouncing ball good to see it back...
OldDevilDawg
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Admit it, OPie. You finally got your new glasses today and looked in the mirror.
I'm still a sexy sumbitch, I don't care what they keep telling me. Mirrors and glasses are for pussies.
I'm still a sexy sumbitch, I don't care what they keep telling me. Mirrors and glasses are for pussies.
RazzlDazzl
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I'd tell those lovely ladies I was Billy Gibbons or Dusty Hill, sing some ZZ Top, and see how far I could ride it.
OldDevilDawg
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You're way smarter than me. I'd just tell 'em I have a big dick. By the time we got nekkid and the Viagra kicked in, it would be too late for them to back out.
RazzlDazzl
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I'm pretty good at thinking on my feet, and off of them.
OldDevilDawg
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I ain't half bad. I mean, I convinced 4 different women to marry me so far, I must be doing something right?
Bullitt08
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Welp that is why I am not sitting behind a desk as much as I was. Damn thing was gonna kill me. Will take a while but I am going to look better nakked.
Was watching Pickers and the fat guy lost 40 lbs. He said he went from chasing 50 year olds to having 38 year olds chasing him. Figured 10 more lbs and he would get some 32 year olds.
Was watching Pickers and the fat guy lost 40 lbs. He said he went from chasing 50 year olds to having 38 year olds chasing him. Figured 10 more lbs and he would get some 32 year olds.
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RazzlDazzl
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ALADAMYA
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Listen asshole, your gif posting abilities have been suspended.
RazzlDazzl
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Oh damn. I had a Miley Cyrus dream last night, fuck if I know why. With short hair she looks like Beiber.
I walked up and she was nekkid, flicking her bean with one hand and giving me the come hither with the other.
I took half a step, realized I didn't have a swath of neoprene to wrap up with, and pulled a 180.