Dic-ta-phone

[tinp]

I get a lot of phone calls all day, every day. That's what happens when you're popular, successful and quite frankly, famous.

With that said, I drink a lot of water, because I'm a healthy mother fucker. That leads to trips to my private bathroom. Every time I pull my weasel out to relieve myself, the phone rings again. I gotta grab it before washing my hands and I'll bet TINP's premium DNA is in all its crevices.

Lesson: Drink your water, frens and carry a big stick. Then get a UV light to sanitize your mobile phone.

Luv ya all.

 

[Preacherman]

You leave your DNA in a weasel’s crevices? Any pics of that feat?

 

[tinp]

You leave your Premium DNA in a weasel’s crevices? Any pics of that feat?

fixed - You'd think a preacher wood be better with the facts.

 

[Basement Bias]

Is OP from Dickshooter, Idaho? I see the town was named for a pioneer named Dick Shooter. Why was he named that? It's in SW Idaho if you want to Google it. Hoping @Nod4Eight could give us some insight.

 

[tinp]

Is OP from Dickshooter, Idaho? I see the town was named for a pioneer named Dick Shooter. Why was he named that? It's in SW Idaho if you want to Google it. Hoping @Nod4Eight could give us some insight.

If anybody knows Dick, it's our boy Nod.

 

[RazzlDazzl]

Premium piss? Have you ever seen a giant Redwood or Live Oak?

They exist because I pissed there.

Brew your own beer and shine and you too can grow a new forrest.

 

[tinp]

Premium piss? Have you ever seen a giant Redwood or Live Oak?

They exist because I pissed there.

Brew your own beer and shine and you too can grow a new forrest.

Call me.

 

[Fishin-4-a-Livin]

I sometimes wonder about the OP and his mental stability.

 

[tinp]

I sometimes wonder about the OP and his mental stability.

You wonder?...or you worry? It's okay to care about other humans F4L....even the ones with big hairy dicts.

 

[fritowrdo]

OP sounds like a politician. Full of themselves.

 

[tinp]

OP sounds like a politician. Full of themselves.

If I could I would...I'm that goo' lookin'...

you?

 

[fritowrdo]

If I could I would...I'm that goo' lookin'...

you?

HRC good loooookin?

 

[batchaps4me]

I could have sworn this was going to be a Toobin thread ...

"And what are your thoughts on this, Jeffry?"